carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via myresin)

22 hours ago
92,414 notes

I can be such a mess when I drink..

2 days ago
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spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake
A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake

  • A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
  • No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
  • The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake

slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”

one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

(via vriskasbitch)

3 days ago
161,693 notes

komanidai:

maybe we all stopped using XD because we stopped being capable of that kind of happiness 

(Source: transhinataremade, via transgirlmakishima)

5 days ago
51,832 notes

leonqueerwata:

"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

(via transgirlmakishima)

23 hours ago
57,046 notes

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via geoffsmoustacheismyspiritanimal)

2 days ago
626,793 notes

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters, via vriskasbitch)

3 days ago
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fuckyeahtattoos:

Leg/thigh piece done by Marty Lacombe in North Bay, Ontario at ReThink Studio. 

Here is only the side part of my leg, there is a larger outline that showcases other Studio Ghibli creatures

fuckyeahtattoos:

Leg/thigh piece done by Marty Lacombe in North Bay, Ontario at ReThink Studio.

Here is only the side part of my leg, there is a larger outline that showcases other Studio Ghibli creatures

3 days ago
1,170 notes

Didn’t do my workout because I went and hung out with her. We are a sealed deal. It will happen eventually….

4 days ago
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After not having done my workout since family was here… -_-… I have jumped back on track with a more reps. I don’t know what I’m doing obviously but at least I’m trying. I get my car in the morning so… I’ll be able to go swimming whenever I want and I’ll be able to say.. go to the high school and use their track? I’m kinda excited and hoping I can stick with it. I also have to find a healthy diet. Possibly one full of Fibre to satisfy my extreme appetite.

I am worth it. I am smart. I am strong. I am enough. I am wanted. I am just beginning.

5 days ago
1 note